Boy, is the international community having a field day with Donald Trump!
It all began with the Netherlands. A Dutch comedy show produced a video titled “America First, Netherlands Second”.
“We speak Dutch,” the video pitch mentions. “It’s the best language in Europe. We’ve got all the best words. All the other languages failed. Danish…total disaster. German is not even a real language. It’s fake.”
Now Germany has thrown their hat in the ring as well.
In a video uploaded to YouTube on Thursday, German comedian Jan Böhmermann jokes that he was incensed that the Dutch had asked to be “second” in Trump’s “America first” mentality.
“Stop Holland! We want to be number two,” Böhmermann exclaimed. “Because we are strong, we are big, and who else if not us deserves to be given a third chance.”
Böhmermann then went on to explain that they had to make their message “as simple as possible” for Trump because “he does not read”. The show hilariously used a Trump impersonator to narrate the video in the president’s “own language”.
“America has the KKK, Germany has the FKK. Pussies everywhere, so great. It’s like being backstage at a Miss Universe pageant,” the narrator states, a clear reference to reports that Trump would barge into pageant rooms while women were changing for the beauty contests he owned.
When the narrator goes on to praise German leaders, the video shows footage of Adolf Hitler, commending his “great hair, great suit”.
“He made Germany great again,” the narrator states over the clips of Hitler. “The media totally loved him, wrote only nice things about him… Steve Bannon absolutely loves him.”
The voice also brags about how Germany started “the best World Wars in the world.”
“And we won both of them – bigly. Anyone who says anything else is fake news. Period.”