Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell looks like a turtle. It’s been an online joke for years, and one must admit, the comparison is uncanny.
Once, McConnell’s Wikipedia page was altered to say that McConnell was indeed a turtle, and not a human. The best part was that whoever made the edit did so using an IP address linked the the House of Representatives.
Enter Texas artist Rory Blank, who has been sending McConnell boxes of turtle food, with the message, “You always get so grumpy when you haven’t eaten for a while.” Blank is the same artist behind the rumor that Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer.
McConnell has been pissing off liberals for years, but his recent stance of refusing to confirm President Obama’s choice of Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court for almost a full year has put McConnell as enemy #1.