Internet Crucifies Ted Cruz With Hilarious Tweets After He Sells His Soul And Endorses Trump
“Utterly amoral”, “serial philandering,” “pathological liar,” “sniveling coward”. Those are just a few of the lovely things that Sen. Ted Cruz had to say about Republican Nominee Donald Trump. Cruz refused to endorse Trump at the convention, drawing overwhelming booing from the crowd as he told the people in the audience to “vote their conscience”.
Afterwards Cruz said that he wasn’t in the business of endorsing people who attacked his wife, making reference to the fact that Trump posted disparaging photos of Heidi Cruz online. Trump wasn’t done there, before Cruz dropped out of the race Trump also floated the theory of Cruz’s father being involved in JFK’s assassination.
Then we get to today: “After many months of careful consideration, of prayer and searching my own conscience, I have decided that on Election Day, I will vote for the Republican nominee, Donald Trump” Cruz wrote on his Facebook page.
But why? The only answer is it’s a purely self serving political move because Cruz wants to run for President again. The internet HATES Ted Cruz for it.
If Cruz actually endorses Trump, TesTed should be replaced w CastraTed in 2020
— Jamie Weinstein (@Jamie_Weinstein) September 23, 2016
If you want to predict what Ted Cruz is going to do in any situation, ask yourself "What would a total dick do?" and there's your answer
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) September 23, 2016
at least ted will always have his friends pic.twitter.com/A71ixyStru
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) September 23, 2016
The good news about Ted Cruz's endorsement of Trump is we can all go back to recognizing that Cruz is the world's worst human.
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) September 23, 2016
Wow, turns out I respect Ted Cruz' wife & dad more than Ted Cruz does.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) September 23, 2016
If you're feeling down on yourself today, remember… you're not Ted Cruz.
— Mark Duplass (@MarkDuplass) September 23, 2016
Ted Cruz would publicly call Heidi ugly himself if he thought it would help him get elected president.
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) September 23, 2016
Donald Trump: "Who's your daddy?"
Ted Cruz: "You are"
— Kick (@MatthewKick) September 23, 2016