Sarah Palin suffered a head injury and went on INSANE rant about Hillary

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Failed former vice presidential candidate, and half-term governor Sarah Palin, who resigned her post before completing a full term in Alaska, is back spouting off her incoherent rambling to anyone who will listen. However, there now seems to be evidence why Palin’s lunacy¬†has become so unhinged; she recently admitted to having a head injury.

Individuals who have followed Palin’s failed career in politics will likely find the revelation of Palin having reduced cognitive function revelation due to a head injury not surprising, especially considering her latest Facebook ramble where she attacked Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton. Palin wrote:

Aww, c’mon guys, give her a break. Anyone can be out of commission…. for weeks on end… whilst in the heat of battle for the highest office in the land. No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days? No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin’ low to run out the clock before November, but you’re SEXIST for noticing it.

And you’re MISOGYNIST for questioning a female’s fitness. Good thing media didn’t hound the crap out of ’08 candidate John McCain for his decades-old military medical records or I’d guess them to be hypocrites.

Palin apparently takes issue with Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton being held to a higher standard than Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump. She continued her babble:

Leave Hillary alone! All that email-evidenced yoga, and wedding planning, and cookie-baking-grandma-duty wears you out. Believe you me.

Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road. Even I. Especially I. (Remember Piper’s middle name is “Grace”; mine isn’t.)

Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc’s SuperGlue, and now any man who asks “what happened?” I’ll refer to as just a mean ol’ SEXIST bully.

One needs a decoder ring and a universal translator to decipher Palin’s nonsense. Thankfully, she stopped rambling after the following line:

Glad for Hillary’s protective media’s precedence. The next woman running for POTUS has no need to answer to much of anything, for we’ve got weddings to plan, and Down Dogs to do, and cookies in the oven! So just leave us alone, boys.

While one can think what they want about Sarah Palin, she is obviously in pain from her head injury. One hopes that, regardless of Palin’s politics, that she is able to obtain the help she needs to get well.

Palin’s original post below:

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