Comedy Central Roasts have become a staple of the entertainment world, with the individual who is roasted taking a seat in a place of high honor to receive their delicious punishment. Apparently Ann Coulter was in attendance for the roast of Rob Lowe, and reports state she was viciously mocked by every comedian in attendance. One can’t blame the crowd for taking shots at Coulter, she has given an endless supply of material to use against her over the years.
The quips against Coulter were swift and devastating. Comedian Jimmy Carr said, “Ann is one of the most repugnant, hateful, hatchet-face bitches alive. It’s not too late to change, Ann. You could kill yourself!”
Nikki Glaser railed against Coulter and shouted, “The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave!”
Perhaps the most directly hostile comments about Coulter came from Pete Davidson, a cast member from Saturday Night Live. He said, “If you are here, Ann, who is scaring the crows away from our crops?” That is a good question. Davidson also apparently called Coulter a “cunt”, but the context as to why is unknown.
Legendary musician Jewel was in attendance for the roast. She stood up to defend women against hateful comments, but quickly changed her tune. She said, “I do want to say as a feminist that I can’t support everything that’s been said tonight, but as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”
These few leaked quips are just a taste of what we have to look forward to when the program is broadcast, and the wait won’t be too long. The Roast of Rob Lowe will air on Labor Day. Don’t forget your popcorn!